grindfest

At most dances, there's a big grindfest in the middle of the dance floor, where all the girls are back to back in a big circle grinding asses together, while all the guys make a bigger circle around them, jumping up and down and acting like frat guys.

Suzy: Did you go to the dance?
Annie: Yeah.
Suzy: I didn't see you.
Annie: I was in the middle..in the grindfest.
Suzy: Whore.

by cupcakeex3 June 15, 2010

grinder

A sandwich in a long roll. Used primarily in Southern New England.

-Can you get me a turkey grinder, Jethrow?
-What is a grinder, sir?
-Sorry Jethrow, I forgot that you're an illiterate southener. A grinder is the same as a sub, a hoagie, or a hero.
-I understand now. I'll make you a grinder now. Thank you kindly.

by Jason Cheng loves Anna's Taqueria September 25, 2005

Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.

Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?

by grundletrouble January 31, 2010

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

GRINDED

to press together and move with a rotating or back-and-forth motion

In this day and age, i seriously think that if a woman asked me back for coffee then 9 times out of 10, i would presume that coffee beans would not be the only things that would be grinded. Or- She grinded her hips against my....

by ELFIS September 8, 2011

grondle

to grind grip and fondle someone all at the same time
Often causes blue balls

Dude that chick grondled me so hard last night my balls are still sore

by docnaks October 11, 2011

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012