Last Night Was Great

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .

“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”

by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011

Great Awakening

The harsh reality that hits an Applehead, Machead, iFool, or other Apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their iPod, iPad, iPhone, or Mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that Steve Jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be.

This is usually brought on the very first time that a Mac computer freezes up, crashes, and needs to be restarted (usually causing the user to lose a lot of unsaved documents), or an iPod, iPhone, or iTunes software locks up or otherwise malfunctions.

Leaira: Did you hear what happened to Brittany?
Jordan: No, what happened to her?
Leaira: Well, she just experienced the Great Awakening.
Jordan: Oh really!? Her iPod quit working?
Leaira: It sure did! She picked it up and tried to listen to her music, and it just gave her an Apple logo and wouldn't do anything else. That's not all -- her MacBook froze up and crashed last week, and she can't get it to boot up anymore.
Jordan: Wow! That's too funny! So much for Crapple products being crash-proof and bullet-proof! What is she gonna do?
Leaira: She's had it with Steve Jobs, his lies, his media overhyping, and outragrous prices. She says she's going to take a sledgehammer to all her Crapple junk, throw it in the iGarbage can, and buy some good products.
Jordan: Oh, that's cool! What is she gonna get?
Leaira: She just bought a Windows 7 64-bit laptop the other day. She loves it! It works a lot better than her Macintrash ever did. And at half the price!
Jordan: Awesome! I think I'll get one too. What about her music player?
Leaira: We're going shopping today. She's just gonna get a basic MP3 player like mine. I love mine, and it only cost $50. It works directly with Windows with no iTunes or anything. I just drag and drop my MP3 files thru Windows. And it's a lot easier to use than her iPod ever was.
Jordan: That's awesome! Glad to hear she's finally kicking Crapple to the curb!

by Jordan_17 August 26, 2011

The Great Keemstar War

Basically when a bunch of you tubers including Leafyishere, Pyrocinical, and GradeAUnderA attack and try to get him off the air... For good.

"The Great Keemstar war was a one of the greatest battles in all of YouTube history,"
"Anyway, let's get right... Into the news..."
Said the next Dramalert host

by Partake-of-the-fruit June 23, 2016

The Great Noogri

A Scottish man that has somewhat of a raspy accent. Everybody worships him like a god and bow down to him when he passes. For some odd reason, he forces you to eat your haggis, otherwise he will eat your ass. The Great Noogri likes to refer to himself in third person.

(In raspy, Scottish accent)" Eat your haggis or The Great Noogri will eat your ass!"

by Thicc Dragon Loli April 20, 2017

The Great YouTubers War

The Great Youtubers War is a raging battle on the great platform of YouTube. Our lord and savior Pewdiepie with his 9 year old army, along with his faithful followers Mr beast, Granday, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Justin Roberts, Flyingkitty battling against the evil corporate machine called T-series with their army of mindless Sub-bots. Please, do the platform a favor and SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE.

Me : "We're winning The Great YouTubers War."

by Tomatotato1424 February 11, 2019

The Great Trial

Dmitry Yazov's great crusade against Nazi Germany. Occuring usually in the 1970's after Omsk creates the Russian National Reclamation Government. This is the best event you could do in HOI4: The New Order. What are you waiting for? The Great Trial awaits....

Me: Alright I have everything ready with over 2k divisions and about 500 factories.

Yazov: Come on we must go now
Me: Yes, The great trial awaits

by Sovola April 15, 2021

The Great British I.Q test of 2016

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.

Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.

by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022