Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'
by khal_matthew February 08, 2016
After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"
by mikeyintheoc May 02, 2010
Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Diahorea on a dick
by Ch33secake April 23, 2018
A proverbial delivery device that delivers a accelerated increase of weight causing the victim to carry an expression of surprise regarding thier morbid obesity.
I talked to that girl Shelby last week, She used to be straight smoking. Now she looks like she got hit with a Gravy Dart. She's bigger than a yer Ma!
by smoothassedbutterlove June 08, 2012
by Matt Kash October 15, 2010
When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 03, 2021