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Bravery Gravy

A substance of alcohol one would drink when nervous
Little bit of bravery gravy always makes the red carpet a little bit shorter -Eric Bana
by gambinofan July 13, 2012
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shady gravy

Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?

Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"

Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
by rubtwostix January 2, 2012
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Groan gravy

Choke on my Groan Gravy bitch
by Tombaythemist February 23, 2011
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Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
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Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021
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Gravy funnel

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Gravy Day

Something Aussies celebrate on the 21st of December (unless you happen to be stuck in jail). Made popular by Paul Kelly's amazing hit How to make Gravy
Ask any Aussie about Gravy Day. They'll know what it is
by LG1062 December 21, 2021
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