spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

graphite

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite

i have a graphite pencil

by emily ogwin November 16, 2007

grappling

A Southern U.S. expression meaning to fish by hand. (A synonym for noodling.) A grappler goes into the water, feels for a hole which may be occupied by a catfish, and entices the catfish to bite his hand. The grappler then wrestles the catfish to the surface.

We're going grappling for catfish today, so get the hushpuppies ready!

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

grape hole

butt hole covered in dry poo

wash your grape hole you nasty person

by mudinbob June 8, 2009

Grapasm

The feeling in your mouth when you bite into a crisp grape and the juices explode leaving you amazingly refreshed.

I got home from the market with all different grapes. I had several grapasms while testing each kind.

by KitKat83 December 10, 2010

Graphag

Someone who thinks graphics are the most important aspect of a video game.

Guy #1- Man this game sucks, the graphics look like they are from the stone age.
Guy #2- What a Graphag.

by RangerIke February 8, 2015

Graphics Nazi

A gamer who judges a video game by its graphics.

Graphics Nazi: zomg d00d gta 3s grafics is sho sitty!!1 dun play it!!!
Guy: Shut up you doofus. Did you really expect HD graphics back in 2001?
-Graphics Nazi leaves the chatroom-
Guy: Well that escalated quickly.

by Overstored Milk September 7, 2014