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Chocolate Grannies

Breasts, usually big and black ones.
by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010
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Granny Tranny

Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock
by Samuelsarus July 8, 2017
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granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020
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granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.
Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.
by tootrue March 20, 2015
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Granny economics

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.
Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.
by Granny economics July 19, 2014
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Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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granny hanny

omg where is granny hanny
by not katelynn May 19, 2017
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