Government

"A government is a body of people. Usualy, notably, ungoverned."

Example: The United States of America

by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005

United States Federal Government

A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.

Be a thief, the government hates competition.

Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.

by yu suk November 15, 2003

Government

A joke.


See example.

Hey barry, that was a good government.

by jimmmy June 25, 2005

government

The guys controlling the subnet, which is something that is beneath the internet that normal humans can't enter, but the government watches you through it!

The government is watching everything you do

by Andrew February 23, 2003

Government Vacation

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.

Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.

by kittridge October 18, 2008

Governmooch

being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.

"Look at that chick that keeps popping out kids that she can't afford...such a governmooch! But that is a sweet Prada bag she's carrying!"

by UR MOM TX September 8, 2009

Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010