by NotDeclan12345 November 1, 2022
Get the chunky monkey rowe goob mug.Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.
by kmill345 December 30, 2008
Get the Goober mug.An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 24, 2006
Get the goober grape mug.1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.
This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.
2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.
2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
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Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.
2.
Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.
2.
Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
by hantav March 23, 2010
Get the goober mug.A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence
by JD90210 May 15, 2011
Get the goober mug.1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."
2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.
3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.
origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.
3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.
origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.
Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"
Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.
Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"
Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010
Get the Gooberman mug.Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.
man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
by tman7727 July 17, 2009
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