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goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.
1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.
by Smacky ding September 11, 2006
mugGet the goose winemug.

blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
by torontobarbie July 1, 2009
mugGet the blame it on the goosemug.

Beyond the Goose

A phrase that is used to describe one's self or someone else when they are either insanely drunk or high.
Guy #1: Dude you had 5 shots of vodka and then three hits from that bong. How are you feeling??

Guy #2: Oh man, I am so beyond the goose right now!!

Guy #1: BEA!
by Charles "Big" Dickens September 12, 2010
mugGet the Beyond the Goosemug.

Packard Goose

A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb

Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.

Dont you think?
by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020
mugGet the Packard Goosemug.

goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.
Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin
by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013
mugGet the goose nogginmug.

goose cunt

You are a goose cunt
What a goose cunt
by Pussycat44 September 23, 2016
mugGet the goose cuntmug.

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water
Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose
by checkno mode May 23, 2022
mugGet the Honking goosemug.

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