goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.

1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.

by Smacky ding September 11, 2006

blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances

Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"

by torontobarbie July 1, 2009

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

Beyond the Goose

A phrase that is used to describe one's self or someone else when they are either insanely drunk or high.

Guy #1: Dude you had 5 shots of vodka and then three hits from that bong. How are you feeling??

Guy #2: Oh man, I am so beyond the goose right now!!

Guy #1: BEA!

by Charles "Big" Dickens September 12, 2010

off the goose

Your extremely intoxicated

You were off the goose last night

by 818819 June 12, 2016

Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.

Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin

by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013