Goober

DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter

Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"

by Gamecock16 January 23, 2013

goober

a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy

Lau: holy shit theeres goober...hottest guy in our grade
Steph: AMEN to that!!

by syracuse December 10, 2004

Goober

Goober refers to drool, spit-up, boogers and other various forms of child slobber, particularly when those substances have come in contact with another person, such as a parent or sibling.

Big Sister: "Baby Sarah just goober'd on me!"

Parent: "Let me wipe off that goober"

by Articulax October 23, 2019

goober

Baby talk for penis

Parent talking to kid:
"Little Billy, stop playing with your goober or it'll fall off"

by SuperDude12326 April 4, 2009

goober

Person who wears socks to bed

Dan is a goober.

by binsyy October 15, 2014

Goober

Brought by slaves to what is now the Southeastern United States, the word goober is derived from the Bantu word for peanut. In slang usage, goober derives from Goober Pyle, a character on the 1960s American TV sitcom, The Andy Griffith Show. Originally, the word referred to a dullard who hails from rural America. In everyday contemporary usage, the word is often applied to any stupid, inept or foolish person.

N. My older brother is a total goober.

Adj. If Bill Clinton shaved 100 points off his IQ he might have been America's first goober president.

Adv. Oh, Tom is just being his usual gooberly self.

V. Trans. Quit goobering the remote

v. Int. No goobering allowed.

by Gomer Gooberon June 21, 2009

Goomba

can be used to describe anything

makes you sound like you know what your doing

and if you cant find a word for something throw it in there
have fun with it.

Yo check out that goomba at the bar.

dude some goomba was all up on my nuts last night.
im about to goomba on that bitch.

by Markitooo March 13, 2010