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godnerd

A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely aliens disguised in human form and can communicate telepathically with frogs and reptiles.

Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.

Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.

A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All godnerds play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.

Real life examples of godnerds include select tech billionaires.
The godnerd joined our raid at level 12 and somehow became the guild leader by dinner.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
by itsdonvito December 31, 2025
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Gooners

Parents over 40 that hump loudly
Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!
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Gooner

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Goonery

Goonery refers to the conduct, mindset, and day-to-day actions of a goon—especially when operating outside conventional norms while maintaining self-respect, confidence, and strategic awareness.

Key attributes of goonery:
Unfiltered Authenticity – Acting without dilution or apology.
Situational Swagger – Adapting presence to the environment while staying dominant.
Low-Noise Confidence – Power that does not require announcement.
Improvised Intelligence – Making sharp decisions with limited resources.
Cultural Defiance – Rejecting imposed rules that do not serve purpose or growth.

Goonery = the execution and behavior.
Goonology = the philosophy and framework

As made famous by Elegant Goon - Independent Recording Artist
Goonery is what happens when theory meets pavement. It is not performance—it is posture.
by elegantgoonbooking@gmail.com January 4, 2026
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Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot
by papadanky January 9, 2026
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a goner

Someone who is currently alive but who is going do die very soon
This guy has a cancer, he does not want to admit it but he knows he's a goner.
by Chocapics June 23, 2023
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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
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