Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

by ski9600 September 1, 2009

clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 March 22, 2009

Goaltend

similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple

Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend

by npv April 19, 2011

goalzz

A friendship greater than all others

They r so goalzz

by Bo1245566 May 12, 2016

Goalst

To feel a warm awarding or goal-worthy feeling regarding a future occurrence. (past-tense, goalsted) (future-tense, goalsting)

I can't wait to win that tournament, I'm feeling so goalst right now

by notwillong January 31, 2023

Phone Goalie

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011

Location goalkeeper

In project management, the person responsible for keeping ideas and features within the scope of the original project.

Team member: Whilst we are doing this could we also do that?
Location goalkeeper: No, that is beyond the boundaries of the current project and would need to form part of a later project.

by Reggie Dawg August 14, 2018