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Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
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German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
by Sexy pair February 5, 2022
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German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008
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The German Empire

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War
Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK
by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020
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German Reich

A transitional Phase in which the Political Entity of the general area of Germany Prepare before it fucking goes on a rampage on europe, only to be stopped by some other "Outside force" and humiliate the populace of said general area.
Person 1:Holy Shit, There's another german reich!
Person 2: Don't worry, we can convince it to not Buttfuck us.
by Jiffman March 18, 2021
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german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.
I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.
by germanwhore March 7, 2010
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German Candle

A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.

However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....
Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"

Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"
by Buster Heighman August 31, 2009
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