German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.

Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard

by Glazzingle January 22, 2021

German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

by Goldfish God March 26, 2021

German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008

The German Empire

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War

Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK

by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020

German Reich

A transitional Phase in which the Political Entity of the general area of Germany Prepare before it fucking goes on a rampage on europe, only to be stopped by some other "Outside force" and humiliate the populace of said general area.

Person 1:Holy Shit, There's another german reich!
Person 2: Don't worry, we can convince it to not Buttfuck us.

by Jiffman March 18, 2021

german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010

German Candle

A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.

However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....

Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"

Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"

by Buster Heighman August 31, 2009