Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

by Alabama Princess April 27, 2009

Gold Digger

A fat slut who dates someone for their money.

Decent person: Can you give me your number?
Gold digger: Fuck no ur ugly
Decent Person: I have a lamborghini
Gold Digger: SURE I'LL GO ON A DATE
Random guy listening to the whole thing: Fuck I hope she gets crucified, then stoned, then shot.

by MOUNTAIN DEW BITCH December 21, 2017

anna gold

-A euphemism for "Anal Dong", which is a popular choice of name for many aspiring pornstars (who shove dongs up their anuses, ani, or however you grammatically pronounce the plural form of an anus).
-The alternate Youtube channel that contains dank music produced by Joji, aka filthy frank, Pink Guy, Salamander Man, and all the other deities. OH SHIT CHIN-CHIN IS HERE! HE MUST'VE REALIZED THAT I LEAKED THE POWER OF THE FILTHY MIX TAPES. SEND HELP, QUICK. NO! THE SACRIFICES-

"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo" (A sudden voice in your head translates: "The Dark Lord is coming, I love penis"). Bun de sore o tsukau hōhō wa...
"Hay baus. Can I habe the anna gold pusi boss."
"No Pink Guy, we must harness the power of our anna gold channel before Chin Chin arrives. He's traveling to the 3234451x, 132059426y coordinate through the UrbanDictionary realm. AW SHIT! HE'S ALREADY..."

by JackMeHasselhoff December 04, 2016

Devil's Gold

an excellent definition for oil considering the problems it is causing

We are living in a fools paradise if we think we can rely on the Devil's Gold forever.

by wahiba May 27, 2008

gold teef

its what the gangstas use as teeth

yo i got in a fight and got knocked in ma jaw. i had to get som gold teef. yeeeuh.

by SlasheR October 06, 2003

jew-gold

A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.

I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.

by Marty Schottenheimer November 03, 2005

gold digger

tiffany simon , wanna be pin up girls, girls who use men for what they have, and not for who they are

She ain't nuthin but a gold digger

by pollypikky April 03, 2009