Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.

Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"

by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017

Gandalf

A male UNIX or Network Administrator wearing sandals and sporting a long silvery-grey beard. May be bald, or also have long silvery-grey hair. The length of beard is directly proportional to their Gandalfness.

"Hey, check out that gandalf!" - "Oh him, yeah... he's been to every USENIX conference since Kernighan first presented."

by iambeezly February 1, 2018

Gandhigiri

When you sleep naked with multiple pre-pubescent to early 20's women without ejaculating in order to test your "celibacy".

dude i was doing gandhigiri with this 4th grade class last night.

by jkmofo October 30, 2018

Gandalf Gangster

A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)

"Oh my god that gandalf gangster kid is gay"

by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020

Gandalfin'

When someone/or something prevents you from gaining passage, or stops you from finishing your work.

The game kicked me and refuses to grant me entry! This bitch be Gandalfin'.

by FordiusMaximus1996 May 3, 2020

Gandalf

Acronym:

Got

A

Nice
Dick

And

Loves

Fuckin'

"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."

by nicky7282 October 23, 2020

Ganda

Which stands for beautiful

Ganda wow

by Uknown367 October 6, 2020