by SticksOkOk February 19, 2019
We are totally FUCKED.
by french kiss my hairy butt lips December 08, 2009
"Just doin' it for the fuck of it, I don't care if I win this competition"
"Why are you upgrading your PC again? Is it slow already?" - "Nah bro, just for the fuck of it. The upgrade bug is biting me in the ass again"
"Why are you upgrading your PC again? Is it slow already?" - "Nah bro, just for the fuck of it. The upgrade bug is biting me in the ass again"
by DJ Blowback January 15, 2019
WORD HISTORY The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they the friars are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant a fake Latin form vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely a town near Cambridge.”
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by Cheese Monkey May 04, 2003
by Sarah Alexander December 23, 2003
john jiggled his keys in the door with nervous anticipation. It was his birthday, and tanya had promised him anything, ANYTHING, he wanted. the door swung open and there was tanya sitting on the cold tiles with her toned legs spread wide open exposing her beautiful clean shaven pink pussy. she was wearing nothing but a bow around her sexy tan stomach. "happy birthday baby" she muttered in her most provocative voice, and john could already feel a hard one coming on. "what do you want to do first" she barely got out of her moist lips because john had jumped on top of her sticking his tongue in her mouth and began dry humping as tanya massaged his balls. she removed his shirt and licked him all the way down following his happy trail and tearing off his pants with her teeth. john sat up on their new red leather sofa (not to be red for long) as tanya pulled his boxers slowly down to his knees. she took his large penis in her mouth and began licking, sucking, and nibbling until john couldn't take it anymore. he exploded in her mouth and the hot white juices dripped down in between her full luscious breasts. "its okay baby, i don't mind" tanya said after happily swallowing this desert. she kissed his strong neck while sitting on his chest and disbelievingly felt a hard object beneath her. "So soon... i knew you had it in you" she said as john thrust her onto the couch and slid himself right into tanya's love hole. He thrust his large hard penis in and out of tanya's smooth vagina, rubbing her clitoris with his ring finger until he could tell she was close to an orgasm. "YES, YES, O JOHN, OHH OHHH ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" they continued fucking like this all night long as tanya continually marveled at johns stamina. in the morning they went to buy a new couch.
by rub me the right way all night long bitch August 21, 2006
Short for Fucking Awesome
by Nick Hofstetter November 19, 2003