Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.
After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.
by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008
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Since O'Reilly boycotts everything he hates, I look forward to his boycott of all Bay Area-origin products. Same with every conservative who bashes San Francisco and the Bay Area. So no iPods or anything Apple. No HP computers. No Google. No Yahoo. No eBay. Those conservative bloggers using Blogspot, MovableType, or TypePad? Sorry. Those products are Bay Area-based.
Also no Adobe or Macromedia products. No computers, either, since most run on AMD or Intel. No tax preparation using Intuit products. Cancel your Netflix subscription. Cancel your TiVo subscription. Remove your Network Associates or Symantec virus protection software from your computer. Unplug your Netgear wifi router.
Don't wear Levis (or any kind of jeans), Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, or buy your kids Gymboree. Avoid LeapFrog learning toys. Boycott Pixar movies. Boycott any movie using George Lucas' ILM special effects shop. Stay away from Treos and other Palm devices. Don't let Charles Schwab manage your portfolio. Don't bank at Wells Fargo.
Yeah, those "San Francisco values" sure are dragging the region down. Making it weak as it falls behind the rest of the country -- the parts that don't share "San Francisco values" -- economically and socially.
Or, maybe -- just maybe -- it's made the region a magnet for the world's smartest, most innovative, most entrepreneurial individuals and an incubator of the world's most dramatic technological advances.
Since O'Reilly boycotts everything he hates, I look forward to his boycott of all Bay Area-origin products. Same with every conservative who bashes San Francisco and the Bay Area. So no iPods or anything Apple. No HP computers. No Google. No Yahoo. No eBay. Those conservative bloggers using Blogspot, MovableType, or TypePad? Sorry. Those products are Bay Area-based.
Also no Adobe or Macromedia products. No computers, either, since most run on AMD or Intel. No tax preparation using Intuit products. Cancel your Netflix subscription. Cancel your TiVo subscription. Remove your Network Associates or Symantec virus protection software from your computer. Unplug your Netgear wifi router.
Don't wear Levis (or any kind of jeans), Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, or buy your kids Gymboree. Avoid LeapFrog learning toys. Boycott Pixar movies. Boycott any movie using George Lucas' ILM special effects shop. Stay away from Treos and other Palm devices. Don't let Charles Schwab manage your portfolio. Don't bank at Wells Fargo.
Yeah, those "San Francisco values" sure are dragging the region down. Making it weak as it falls behind the rest of the country -- the parts that don't share "San Francisco values" -- economically and socially.
Or, maybe -- just maybe -- it's made the region a magnet for the world's smartest, most innovative, most entrepreneurial individuals and an incubator of the world's most dramatic technological advances.
Oh they just have those San Francisco values which I call it because I'm a bigoted, stuck up conservative.
by smarty8987 August 24, 2008
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A beautiful city in california, with a diverse culture. Only downside is the large amount of hipsters. Hipsters can be identifyed by the following:
Jean cut-offs
ironic facial hair
non-perscription glasses
riding a bike
tattoo of random, useless things, i.e. PBR, cheeseburger, mermaid etc
rolled up jeans, showing ankles (if not wearing cut offs)
Jean cut-offs
ironic facial hair
non-perscription glasses
riding a bike
tattoo of random, useless things, i.e. PBR, cheeseburger, mermaid etc
rolled up jeans, showing ankles (if not wearing cut offs)
I sure love San Francisco, too bad all the hipsters have taken over the mission, with their organic food and strange flavored ice cream.
by stellerz June 22, 2011
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Student X: San Fransisco?
Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.
Student X: (smiles)
Student X: San Fransisco?
Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.
Student X: (smiles)
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always smiling
music makes her. and she makes music sound better.
always laughing
usually green eyes that melt your soul
adventurous and free-spirited
so beautiful that it makes you want to kiss her on the spot whenever you see her.
not at all average. always original and differant in the best possible way. fun and mischievous.
if you are with a Francis, you are the the luckiest bastard in the whole universe. hold onto this one forever
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