Fondle your asshole

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

by Mblue March 23, 2011

Fondoing

The action of placing ones penis into the fondue.

The only thing worse than double dipping is fondoing in front of everyone.

by PHDWho January 20, 2015

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

ghetto fondue party

The act of eating a Twizzler out of another person's butthole. Variations include "The Hot Toddy" where the recipient fashions a straw of the Twizzler by biting off both ends and drinks a hot caffeinated beverage from his partner's anus.

"Were you at the ghetto fondue party in Atlantic City last week? I can't believe Mike ate four Twizzlers out of Kyle's ass!"

by Djrock247 November 19, 2013

Fondle

A disturbing act Practiced, most famously, by the Big Head Canadian. Usually results cumming on the floor.

"When I jack off, I fondle my balls."

by Efficionado. January 6, 2005

Chocolate Fondue

A sex move in which the male creates a bowel movement on the chest of the female. He then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fecal matter and into the woman's mouth.

Kelly said she wanted to try something new. So I made her a chocolate fondue.

by Chocolate Frosty March 12, 2009

grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

by thedankeymix November 18, 2010