vagina fog
The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
vagina fog by hax0rmort October 11, 2019
isolation fog
1. The cause of one's inability to remember what day, week or month it is after a week or so straight of being on "Shelter At Home" orders . May also cause people to forget to shower or wear pants or which direction is which.
2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.
2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.
isolation fog by Mysteh April 10, 2020
Caillou Fog
A natural phenomenon where a thick fog covers the area, it is most prevalent around the peripheral vision which is completely blurred in the fog.
I crashed into the tree because I could not see anything through the Caillou Fog.
A thick Caillou Fog covered the land making it almost impossible to find anything that has been lost in it.
I couldn't find my ball after I lost it in the Caillou Fog.
A thick Caillou Fog covered the land making it almost impossible to find anything that has been lost in it.
I couldn't find my ball after I lost it in the Caillou Fog.
Caillou Fog by The Brown Streak November 7, 2020
London Fog
A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
London Fog by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
Dense-fog
People who go around calling others snowflakes and sheep. They follow every command of certain leaders who lie about being religious and speak in simple short sentences because that is all they can grasp. When one of their leaders does something wrong they are easily tricked into believing it is fake news. (Which is actually the real definition of sheep - blind followers who believe any lie they are being told without any attempt to verify the truth.) They get very irrate and angry when people post opposing political jokes. When they post their political jokes they call everyone who doesn't find them funny, sheep and snowflakes. Not ever seeing for even a second that by their definition, they themselves, would also have to be snowflakes and sheep.
The Dense-Fog people that are all dressed the same, driving the same cars, thinking and acting the same, with the same likes and dislikes are calling everyone who researches actual facts and thinks for themselves -- sheep and snowflakes again.
Dense-fog by YepItsMeBabee March 20, 2021