While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
(high five)
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
(high five)
by DominatHER May 27, 2008
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Peter: "Why are you walking all funny?"
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."
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Male 1-lets all do that chick
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts
by caedes451 January 9, 2006
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Erik: What's frozen hot chocolate?
Kelli: It's hot chocolate served cold.
Erik: Isn't that just chocolate milk.
Kelli: No it's completely different.
Erik: Ok then, if that's how you want to be.
Erik: What's frozen hot chocolate?
Kelli: It's hot chocolate served cold.
Erik: Isn't that just chocolate milk.
Kelli: No it's completely different.
Erik: Ok then, if that's how you want to be.
by baumer224 February 4, 2009
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I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.
This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.
And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!
When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.
We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?
You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?
And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.
No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!
It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.
This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.
And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!
When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.
We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?
You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?
And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.
No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!
It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
"I hate people that don't have the same point of view as me! I hate living in this place where everyone is different!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
by I live there. July 28, 2010
Get the Florence, SC mug.When you take a healthy turd, place a Popsicle stick in it, then freeze it. Once it is thoroughly frozen fuck a girls vagina with it.
by turkturki October 30, 2010
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Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021
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