Brandon Flowers

The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.

I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.

by I Love Brandon Flowers November 13, 2017

death and flowers

When you walk into a bathroom and the spray someone used to cover the rancid smell isn't doing its job.

Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

Water the flowers

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

by MC Katze May 2, 2018

flowers

flowers (always in plural)

something that's a total mismatch in your current environment

boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2013

complete flower

A person that, like the flower, has both parts; a hermaphrodite

Guy 1: Wow I never realized the Katie was also a guy o_0

Guy 2: Yeah I found out the hard way that she's a complete flower

by michicauce April 4, 2009

Cunt flower

1. When a woman's cunt is perfumed or smells clean.

1. When I went to go down on Jane, it had the smell of a cunt flower.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 20, 2010

Cum flower

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.

I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018