Flabbergasted

What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.

" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "

Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.

by Baguette_6611 November 26, 2023

flabbergast

surprise (someone) greatly;

I flabbergasted my fiancé at her birthday party

by Lillian Hauchlaz December 4, 2023

Flabberissed

The definition of being both flabbergasted and pissed

Mark came home to a cow, and was flabberissed.

by Itsajokie December 10, 2023

Flabbergastical

A container meant for water, although it can be used for other beverages as well, typically it is cylinder shaped but it is also known more commonly as a bottle.

"I left my flabbergastical at home so I don't have any water with me."

by Jimmathy1 March 9, 2024

Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024

Flabbergasm

When you’re so surprised, you have an orgasm. Usually used as a joke but you’ll never find out if it really is.

Woah! I just flabbergasmed so hard!!

by mattypatty7 June 13, 2024

Flabberdam

When someone is so flabbergasted by someone they get annoyed at the person.

" He left me flabberdamed !!"

by defenetly not me i swear June 23, 2024