final-destinationism

A neo-mainstream theory or ideology developed from the bizarre situational deaths in the movie, "Final Destination." Final-destinationists (also called catastrophists) will witness a seemingly harmless situation then explain in great detail how lucky you were x event didn't happen because it would cause your very gruesome demise...that they also explain in great detail.

Oh man, are you alright?! You just tripped next to that chair! Good thing you didn't fall cause that drawer is open and if you fell, you would've gone over the chair and hit your eye on the drawer causing the cabinet to topple over onto your computer which would shoot out sparks and set the whole place on fire and you would burn to death while being crushed with the corner of a drawer in your eye...you are SO lucky."
"I think Al's Final-Destinationism is getting out of hand."

by jaci_b October 12, 2007

Finalize

1: To destroy utterly

2: To attack until recipient is no more

3: To beat the Shit out of

Whoa, Darth Vader just finalized the shit out of Emperor Palpatine

He's down! FINALIZE HIM!

*Where's Joe?
-You didn't hear?
*Hear what?
-Joe got finalized by a bus over the weekend.
*Oh... that blows....

by ÆNK August 20, 2010

finals

The exams you have to face at the end of the quarter/semester that steal your soul :c

I'm fucked for finals.

by ycoj4991 March 15, 2015

fiamma

shes a sweet girl. she attracts positive energy. she loves long car rides in the rain, brown cats, the color green, old souls, hot tea, boba, hot chocolate, the snow, old music, crocheting, shopping, eyeliner, jewelry, long skirts, trader joes, new york, fire, brown hair, rings, converse shoes, thrift shops, the metro, sagittarius women, dancing in the rain, astrology, crystals, the ocean, the mountains, coffee, surfing, green eyes, pinterest, plants, sza, shy people, adventures, HUGS, physical affection in general, hands, books, the sun, warm fuzzy socks, candles, the smell of lavender, and so much more.

look at fiamma, shes so cool :)))

by superhotcoolgirl420 March 25, 2021

Final Fantasy VII

Belived by a great amount of gamers to be one of the best games ever made. Having a deep and involving storyline, dynamic charecters, and a awesome musical score, FF7 was largely responsible for raising RPGs to the level of popularity it has today.

Me: Final Fantasy VII melts your face off!
Flamer: I hate it, and Im mad because everyone else likes it.
Me: I can't hear you, your face is melted...

by TheShaneOh September 27, 2005

The Final Countdown

A movie from 1980 about the USS Nimitz going through a time warp to December 6th, 1941. Once they accept their situation, they try to stop the Japanese from bombing Pearl Harbor. They are pulled back into the time warp before they can stop the attack, returning 2 days after they left.

Starring Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katherine Ross and Charles Durning.

Filmed during the Nimitz' Sep 79-May 80 cruise. Squadrons aboard included VF-41 and VF-84 (F-14A Tomcats), VA-35 (A-6E Intruder), VA-82 and VA-86 (A-7E Corsair II), VFP-63 (RF-8G Crusader), VAQ-134 (EA-6B Prowler), VS-24 (S-3A Viking), VAW-112 (E-2B Hawkeye), and HS-9 (SH-3H Sea King). All squadrons get time on film. (from IMDB)

The Final Countdown is a good movie if you like sci-fi/drama.

an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
(from IMDB)

by MITB June 19, 2008

financial slavery

Being in debt which limits your freedom.

Washington Consensus is a tool for financial slavery.

by Deep Fried Turkey September 19, 2013