Russian Firedrill

When two males get hammered on as much vodka as humanly possible and then have anal sex without lube.

Gay male #1- Hey you wanna do the Russian Firedrill?
Straight Male #1- Yeah sure what's that?
*The next day*
(Formerly) Straight Male #1- Why the fuck is my ass on fire?

by GRNDPHBZ October 14, 2011

Fife

1.A derogatory comment for a bumbling idiot, refering to Barney Fife of the popular american TV series The Andy Griffith Show.
2.Sometimes used when refering to an incompetent policeman.

Settle down officer, don't be a Fife!

by fuckface gimp September 6, 2006

Fife

When one backs into someone's car as a direct result of an overconfident cocky attitude.

Originated from Central Connecticut when a young male with the last name of Fife became known for backing into vehicles, with the attitude described above.

Dude! You fifed my car!

by L-Bear1234 January 26, 2011

Alaskan Firedragon

The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.

Alaskan Firedragons are messy.

by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015

fied

outragiously jiggaly meat on a persons body. it could be on there arms, legs, thighs, or booty.

she got too much fied for me 2 handle!

by D~RO October 9, 2008

Fife

a word used in a random conversation when you have nothing else to talk about and you wanna be funny

Bat 1: you wanna know whats a really funny word
Bat 2: what?
Bat 1: FIFE
Bat 2: bat 1, you are completely retarded

by the bats April 5, 2003

fired

used in a sentence to replace a curse word

fired! i should have known that.

she is such a fired person.

by Chase Hammer October 29, 2005