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felted

1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.

2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.
I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.

Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.
by fred vegas March 7, 2009
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feltcher soup

i had some warm feltcher soup the other day!!!
by rawchode March 2, 2003
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fetty waping

My phone have me Fetty Waping early in the morning
by Sonofdagods December 13, 2015
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Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion
"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"
by Tha Juggla January 4, 2019
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Fetty Wap Eyes

When you have to poop real bad while driving and your eyes roll back like Fetty Wap’s eye.
I’m sorry officer I didn’t see the stop sign due to my Fetty Wap eyes.
by DPforreal February 25, 2019
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FELYSHIA

Very Unique Name, I Have it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Weakness: Puppies and Kittens, Lazy, Slow.

Strength: Can see through People In a Millisecond, Heartless to other People Unless their Close to them, Hilarious When Making Jokes, SLOW ASF, Nice When wanting

The name Is Very Unique.
You Dont want to mess with them.
Felyshia, Come and water the plants
No.
by R.o.seeee June 8, 2019
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fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'
Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.
by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005
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