February 9th

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

by Missa582 October 14, 2019

February 6

National fiend day.

This day is dedicated to all the fiends!

Wow she’s such a fiend! She was definitely born on February 6th

by yo chilllll October 15, 2019

February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

february 23rd

National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.

Omg I can't wait for February 23rd so I can yEeT my brother
Yeetus fetus deletus

by anonymous November 3, 2019

February 10

national slap and grab ass day

It’s February 10, go down the hallway and just slap that ass

by hmandownbd October 17, 2019

February 12

YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR FRIEND FOR A HOODIE !!! ANY FRIEND NO NEED TO BE BESTFRIEND.

YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR FRIEND FOR A HOODIE AND YOU SHOULD KEEP IT WITH YOU FOR MINIMUM 24 HOURS AND MAXIMUM WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 12 means u should ask your friend for a hoodie and they should give you

by Monkey_Me February 11, 2020

February 21

happy national love your dog day! you are probably looking this up because it’s your birthday. you might not have a squishy puppy to snuggle with but please always remember to love your dog and give them all the love in the world! you mean so much to them. so if you’re looking this up because it’s your birthday or just another day, remember to love your puppy today <3

Sorry, I can’t have a birthday dinner tonight. It’s February 21, I have plans with my dog.

by thebestpersoneva October 17, 2019