February 9th

February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.

David: Hey what's today

Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car

Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man

by Missa582 October 14, 2019

February 9th

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

by Missa582 October 14, 2019

Brautiful

The misspelling of beautiful but you were crying because of the beauty you couldn’t spell it right.

The beauty is to strong I can’t spell it’s brautiful

Sierra: Brautiful lmao
Jimmy: truly so brautiful I can’t see well enough to type it correctly

by Missa582 February 18, 2021

Patrick

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!

Person 1: Hey who is that?

Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best

Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty

by Missa582 February 12, 2021