February 9th also know as national pizza day
Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus
Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza
February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.
David: Hey what's today
Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car
Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man
The misspelling of beautiful but you were crying because of the beauty you couldn’t spell it right.
The beauty is to strong I can’t spell it’s brautiful
Sierra: Brautiful lmao
Jimmy: truly so brautiful I can’t see well enough to type it correctly
The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!
Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best
Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty
