The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother

Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me

by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

Father Chungus

A large humanoid, who loves to enjoy himself with a large American sized meal (5x a day)
He also is HUGE!

Look at this Father Chungus

by . -. January 12, 2022

Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

Sugar Father

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who takes care of all your financial needs in exchange for companionship.

He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".

Girl, my Sugar Father only wants to sit and talk for hours, but I get whatever I want.

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.

by @imjustcaryn March 10, 2020

father ketc

The name of a person who is a father and for some reason has Ketc at the end...? They also seem to have 94 children, all the time.

That's just weird...

Person A: "Who is that person?"
Person B: "They seem like father ketc."

by Messie Paralysis January 9, 2023

Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020