fatass

Nearly half of the people in America. Maybe more.

Dude that guy's a fatass.

by sXe vGe April 30, 2010

fatass

The act of eating a lot more food than everyone else in the group, causing everyone to call that person fatass.

Little Jimmy had three bags of candy and a large soda at the movie theater, so everyone, including his parents called him a fatass.

10 years later, Little Jimmy entered a middle school hot dog eating contest. Little Jimmy gobbled up record high 676 weenies, shattering previous record of 325 set by Michael Moore and tied by Rosie O'Donnell. Everyone, including the president of hot dog eating contests, called Little Johnny a fatass.

Another 10 years later, Little Jimmy finally moved into his own apartment where no one could judge his eating habits. Little Jimmy ate 62 big macs to celebrate. Despite dying of a clogged anus the next morning, nobody was around to call Little Jimmy a fatass, so technically he was not a fatass.

by susepenederes December 24, 2009

fatass

A derrogatory word used to describe an overweight person.

"You're such a fatass."

by Emi Suicide February 16, 2007

fatassalbright

A rotund whore normally found in the third stall of the ladies room sleeping, masturbating, shooting heroin or her favorite SUCKING JEROMES BALLS.

Hey kevin, did you see were the fatassalbright went? Yes, she is in third stall. Oh I should have none,(lazy whore)

by cletus&cooter August 4, 2003

fly fatass fly

To send your overweight friend on a daredevil assignment

Fly fatass fly.....Mallrats

by GOD May 13, 2005

FATASS

one who must wear thongs because their GINORMOUS bottom does not fit in regular underwear

Since my locker is near the english office, my fatass english teacher can hear everything I say. i.e., "I've had sex in the shower five times!"

by WOOPSIE March 30, 2004

large fatass

someone who sits on there ass and plays videos games and eats every 2 seconds....and is very fatsenormous

Fatbody, FUPA, Mike

by nick January 12, 2004