masturbate

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003

masturbateur

A person who gets off on themselves in an obnoxiously haughty manner. The classic snotty judgmental prick who will inevitably be sitting at home alone masturbating because they have alienated lovers and friends alike with their arrogant personality.

Miguel said he didn't invite me to his art opening because it's only for "real art aficionados." What a fuckin masturbateur.

by samkohn May 23, 2013

Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013

Frusturbate

Masturbating out of frusuration.

I haven't got laid in so long, it's time to go frusturbate!

by IROC/ SPILBY November 17, 2012

fansturbating

Loudly and obnoxiously proclaiming your fandom of something.

"Kill la Kill is great, but all the fansturbating is turning me off it."

by Volkodav April 22, 2014

casturbate

Casting porn from your tiny phone/tablet to your giant TV screen via a streaming device (Chromecast, AppleTV, Roku, Fire Stick, etc.)

Babe, I can't see that on your tiny iPhone5 screen, casturbate it!

by NotFunny_JustWrong May 23, 2016