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fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
by dmcormond July 11, 2007
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fakebook

Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.
Go to her fakebook pages to see all of her friends he/she does not have.
by eibs June 23, 2008
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National Fake Friends Day

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.
by Nari.x.Sanderson August 5, 2019
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fake ass bitch

A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.

Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis
"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch
by Wooith May 23, 2006
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Fake People

PPL THAT TALK SHIT BEHIND YOUR BACK AND ONLY USE YOU TO GET CLOUT
make sure you tag me in your instagram post so i can get followers” -fake people
by FAKE BEACHESSS June 12, 2018
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Fake Emos

Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:

-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.
Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!

Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!

Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute
by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009
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Faheem

boy that is an amazing friend like literally the best has a great sense of humour whenever you feel down he will make u laughand also a great tea spiller
Huh I wish I had a friend like faheem
Uhhhh my life is soo boring I wish I had a friend I could spill tea with. Omg, Faheem is a good tea spiller maybe I should be friends with him
by Person that knows about life November 21, 2018
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