Foment

A foment has several meanings:
1. FOMO of a moment that happened without you
2. A future moment

3. A fake moment

4. A forgotten moment that you tap into only while drunk

“Wow, you’re right, we did meet that time we were blacked out at the bar. What a foment that was.”

by Fo-turkey November 23, 2019

Bread on the door frame

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

formember

Something you forgot, then remembered.

I formember what I wanted to tell you.

by Loopyme July 13, 2006

Former

A fucking beta male that has nothing to do on his life other than to tell people that they are on android or that he is skating, he looks like Justin Bieber with his foreskin lips and sucks dick all day.

This is Former, he is a beta.

by Chax:) June 12, 2019

Froeschke

A family of complete diagonals. One member of the family is named tiffany. I love her. She also has 3 cats named: thelma, sabrina, and louise.

Tiffany Froeschke is so hot!
Man, that Froeschke family, what a bunch of funny diagonals!

by taylor hawkins March 8, 2005

Fomework

When you are doing your homework but end up on facebook

"Yo brah, what did you do last night?"
"I was gonna write an essay but ended up just doing fomework"

by gsadjkjhfdkljdf November 17, 2009

Frobe

A Frobe FRUBE is a frozen yoghurt tube. Extremely delicious but beware toxic to lactose intolerant people so be careful but there are some dairy free ones.

Hey Dude u gonna have that Frobe?

by 🆂🅽🆄🆁🅱ⓣ̽̎̅͛̿ August 8, 2018