Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Frelyjo

is a super beautiful ,sexy, friendly, and most of the boys are so damn inlove with her because she is rare and her beauty no one can define, she is slightly smart , Frelyjo is actually backstabber and war freak, she's a lazy in their house , and she will do everything just to achieve her needs and wants even if they can't afford it,

David: hey bro is that frelyjo?

Jake: yes , she's so beautiful right?

by wharxdagahana sheinmahame June 8, 2021

Freelosophy

The viewpoint or Philosophy of one who freely shares it. It is normally the speakers own opinion about which no one cares. Examples may include people on the corner spouting their beliefs, drunks explaining concepts and those not smart enough to be in Mensa but still trying to impress others.

He was teaching his Freelosophy to anyone who would listen, No Charge.

by F Esquire B June 22, 2021

Freeloader

When you just get handed free shit.

Jack Martin is kind of a freeloader. No cap

by Toomuchfreeloaderness August 10, 2021

Freelancer

Your mom on weekends.

Guy1: Hey, so, I wanted to talk to you about what you said about my mom behind my back...

Guy2: OK

Guy1: ...that wasn't very nice...

Guy2: YO MOMS A HO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAA!!! FREELANCER!!!!!

by IAmRealPerson October 19, 2021

freesync

The sync between freedom and the system that controls us humans.

Oh how the system really confines and suppresses us leaving us waiting for the day of freesync, ie Saturday.

by CrypticKris November 24, 2021

Freeloader

A person who lives with their parents and uses their vehicles while hoarding their own money and claims they are broke. This person usually has Cheeto cheese fingers aka cheese dick

John mertz is a freeloader and a giant sack of shit

by Mbrizzle81 December 17, 2021