Fork Theory

The act of making stool so massive, so so gargantuin that you come to the conclusion that the toilets plumbing system is going to clog. So in fear of overflowing you take a fork ( plastic preferably for easy disposal ) and break down the feces to small managable pieces so the threat of clogging is no longer an issue.

*While staring down the toilet* "Wow, that spicey burrito was horrible idea, I may have to stoop to the fork theory!"

by Dr Drool April 07, 2011

Forked The Lawn

Doing something really stupid and pointless that some morons think is really fucking funny

"Putting forks on the lawn of the school for our senior prank was really a grwat move moron. You really forked the lawn on this one."

by Ya Dude 2010 May 14, 2010

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 08, 2003

stick a fork in it

To stick a fork in something means to cease whatever is happening or being said.

Just stick a fork in it, Mike. Or, stick a fork in him, he's done for tonight.

by § July 19, 2004

Fork in a toaster

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based in cny

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by forkinatoaster July 28, 2009

fork fodder

one who eats turds politely

Mr. Ford rubs, he's such a fork fodder.

by Ass kicking pirate December 31, 2003

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 23, 2005