fecal

(also as a verb) to fecal.

After I ate those fish sticks and ice ceram I needed to fecal like mad.

by Doombot October 26, 2003

fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005

Fecalfeliac

1. One who is obsessed with feces.

2. Person who uses feces as an aid for copulation.

And her boyfriend took a giant dump on her chest. Her being a fecalfeliac got very excited.

by Dumpman July 9, 2003

Black-fecta

(noun) One that epitomizes the manliness and fierce fighting prowess that only personifies the most rugged and blackest of all men.

"Hugh thinks he's all tough and shit, but Black-fecta could kick his ass any day!"

"Fact: The only man Chuck Norris is afraid of... Black-fecta!"

by Sheabo sheadune April 27, 2009

feck

verb, to steal. Old Dublin word, and not a corruption of the 'other one'!

Let's go to the orchard and feck a few apples.

by Gerry Doyle July 26, 2002

fecal position

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

by Elvo July 27, 2007

fecal play

The act of incorporating feces into any sexual adventure

Zach: "we should do something different tonight"
Whitney: "like fecal play?"
Zach: "yeah"
Whitney: "okay, I'll shit on your chest during sex"
Zach: "I can't wait"

by blumpkinluver January 24, 2009