Fartled

To be surprised or startled by a fart.

"I was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed."

by Sir Schnitzel November 3, 2012

Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013

fartette

A small but possibly deadly fart.

That was a very small fart. More like a fartette really.

by Fartette guy December 25, 2013

faredo

Short for "Fa Real Though" made popular by Branden Vader's song "FaReDo".

I been up all night putting in this work, work, work, work, Faredo!!!

Man these hoes be trippin...Faredo!!!

by HiCMG FAN January 6, 2014

fartduster

Someone who cleans up after an old man farts dust.

Wow that old man just farted a bunch of dust, I hope the fartduster will get to that shit soon.

by Jacob-the-liar February 5, 2015

Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014

Fartegrity

Admitting when you've cut a smelly fart.

God, it smells like a gerbil died in your pants. I cannot lie. I cut a fart. I have Fartegrity.

by Itashmita July 30, 2015