stoplight fartlek

A form of cross-country training originally from Sweden, but adapted to a city environment. Like traditional backcountry fartlek, stoplight fartlek involves changing the tempo of the run, except instead of instinctually changing pace, the speed is governed by traffic and lights.

"I thought I'd take a leisurely jog around the park, but it turned into a stoplight fartlek when I tried to ride a greenwave and dodge a couple buses."

by Harris Bergstein August 8, 2008

fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

Farge

When one individual needs to defacate and another does not, the former individual places his anal sphincter adjacent to the latter's sphincter and proceeds to defacate into the latter's rectum.

Person 1: Ugh, I really have to shit.

Person 2: I just emptied out a little while ago so you wanna' farge?

Person 1: That would be sweet!

by BABIESwithTITS April 7, 2008

farkle

the origin of the game rock -paper -scissors.

I'll farkle you for shotgun

by rossta January 26, 2005

Faglet

A gay younger lady that is openly gay.

"Did she just get a happy meal in those cargo shorts.....faglet!"
or
"I went to the softball tournament and trip over a faglet's fanny pack!"

by Ol'Crowley April 29, 2008

faggle

as with a gaggle of geese...a good fag hag has a faggle, or group of gay men with whom she spends her time

the faggle and i are going out for drinks- wanna join us?

by popples July 10, 2005

farge

Another name for a very hairy vagina.

Shave your farge.
I can smell your farge from here.
Your farge is growing through your trousers.
I licked your mums farge.

by Deano Squire December 5, 2007