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Polar Express

When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.
by bigredmoosekrash July 27, 2006
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hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
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free ball express

When one chooses the freedom to release oneself from the material confines between pants and body on any given day or time.
Johnson is really hanging loose because he's riding on the free ball express!
by BitterB November 15, 2005
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riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.
Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason
by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007
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self expression

1.) The act of one person screaming at the top of their lungs in a crowd. 2.) The act of a person or group of people doing something odd or gay. 3.) One or more people choosing to behave in a certain form or fashion that does not adhere to socially acceptable codes.
Look at that group using self expression.

This bar is full of drunks and self expression.

Those clothes are full of self expression.
by J September 11, 2003
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Snowball Express

When a guy puts some mashed potatoes in a plastic bag, puts his cock in the bag, and then proceeds to pound his lady, sticking his mashed potato-covered dick inside her vagina. This prevents conception since the vagina is protected from the cock by not only the plastic bag but the potatoes as well.

It can also be done with toothpaste, whipped cream, or other white airy materials instead of potatoes
Dude 1: Hey I got some potatoes

Dude 2: Tiime for the ol' Snowball Express
by thesnowballexpress June 10, 2011
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expressvpn

A shit overpriced VPN service advertised as "best" but it is not true
Im using ExpressVPN- Lmao,its shit and slow
by FluxUser February 1, 2019
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