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Old English 800

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.
Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
by Daxa July 18, 2009
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English Houdini

When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.
I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.
by negamooks August 11, 2008
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The English Welcome

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.
Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?
by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019
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Fuck yo' english

Definition- A phrase used to describe your utter disdain for what they're saying to you.

You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.
1st person: Man your an idiot. The last thing you want to do is smoke around those gas tanks.

2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.
by Hawks1326DLH May 29, 2010
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English

A language that the Americans stole off us Brits!
Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.
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engrish

poorly translated english done by the japanese.
Let's videro gaming! have a fun!
by DaChazman May 17, 2005
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English

1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible.

2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.

3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment
Just put a little English on it
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