emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.

Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!

by QuacksO January 3, 2019

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

Emergency pepper

When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.

when I go for a wank I grab the lube from the bathroom and the EMERGENCY PEPPER from the kitchen.

by Common Dora December 18, 2019

emerie lee

Emerie is an amazing girl. You are very lucky to meet one. Everyone loves her. She is not the straightest person you will meet. She might hop around from person to person but she truly does love/like them. She is so god damn fucking pretty. She just doesn’t know it. Some might say she’s even mouth drooling. Most of the straight girls don’t like her cuz she’ll steel your man.

Girl - is that Emerie lee
Boy-omg it is
Girl-what do you even see in her like yeah she is pretty cute
Boy- she is amazing

by Lovequeen11 December 27, 2019

emerie lee

Emerie is an amazing girl. You are very lucky to meet one. Everyone loves her. She is not the straightest person you will meet. She might hop around from person to person but she truly does love/like them. She is so god damn fucking pretty. She just doesn’t know it. Some might say she’s even mouth drooling. The straight girls don’t like her cuz Emerie lee will steel your man.

Girl- is that Emerie lee
Boy-omg it is

Girl-what do you even see in her like yeah I guess she’s pretty cute

Boy- she is amazing. Everyone likes her

by Lovequeen11 December 27, 2019

Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

by IHateMyLife69420666 November 9, 2019

Emergency SoS

to call the feds or authorities

this creepy guy keeps messaging me. i should Emergency SoS him

by lawquizox September 29, 2020