Emillio

The most handsome, sexy, beautiful, hispanic, curly haired, funny and cutest person you can ever date, but in reality, he is so crazy. He is a dick head to other people but he is a big softie once you confess in front of him, and you know he feels the same way with you. His kisses are amazing, and he is very good in bed. ;) He is also very into fruits, mostly cherries. They are also really hard to get, trust me. Once you actually get to be with him, he will treat you like the queen you are. If you ever date a guy named Emillio, own that shit.

“omg who is that boy you’re with? he is so cute!”

“fuck off, he is mine and his name is Emillio.”

by LovelyMaddie November 16, 2020

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Emilitus

A pychological condition that stems from an utter infatuation with or affinity towards any person named Emily, Emilia, or Emilz ("E"). It listed as an Axis-II personality disorder "mental illness" by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Labeling it as a "mental illness" or "disorder" is somewhat misleading as it's noted symptoms are rarely, if ever, negative. The DSM-IV lists 7 symptoms of Emilitus, 5 of which must have been experience in no more than a one week period for an accurate diagnosis. These symptoms include: overwhelming feeling of euphoria when near this particular("E"); a persistant feeling of discontent when apart from "E"; constant desire for physical intimacy of any kind with "E"; mutual fits of spontaneous, uncontrollable laughter with "E"(a.k.a. Ridiculitus); inability to stop smiling when with or talking to "E"; constantly having and acting on the urge to stare psuedo-creepily at the stimulus and say "Yeah" in an psuedo-creepy voice; and incessently hearing the song "Ride" in one's head

Ridiculitus is a symptom and subcategory of Emilitus. Ridiculitus refers to shared fits of uncontrollabe laughter that have no primary cause outside of Emilitus.

by R.D. Colmes May 16, 2007

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