Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

ELF

A little bastard at the North Pole that threw yellow snow at another bastard

That ELF threw a Piss ball at me

by Hey man, I have an Elf bomb July 8, 2020

Elf-esteem

Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.

Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.

by Elfish Elsie! November 1, 2012

Elf

Rasa ludzko podobna. Imają się magią, nienawidzą ludzkości mimo ,że pomogli w jej stworzeniu. Na Ziemi nie widoczni dla oka ludzkiego. Pomagali w fałszowaniu historii i rozpetywaniu ludzkich wojen. Ich gatunek nazwany Elfami Wysokimi doświadczył rozłamu i część stanęła po stronie Człowieka a część pomagała krasnoludom odbudować ich światy. Obdarzeni wrażliwą duszą elfy Wysokie nadal chronią przed rozrostem mroku. Pomogli Chińczykom stworzyć sztuczne słońce ktoro zostało wysłane następnie w stronę gwiazdy aby ją odmłodzić.

Elfy to fajne Istoty lecz potrzebują wiecznej opieki Jasności.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary

Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski October 31, 2023

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves

Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski November 1, 2023