punching the angry elf 

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

punching the angry elf by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

Keblar Elf 

Some one that enjoys the taste of Krusty Keblar

I wish that Keblar Elf would stop eating all of the Krusty Keblar from my underwear

Keblar Elf by Shower Stalker November 23, 2002

House Elf 

Someone who obeys people of higher authority without question or concern for what is right or wrong. This person usually hangs around the authority figure trying to please them at any cost.

Look at Johnny over there with Mr. Peterson, what a house elf. I bet he would scrub Mr. Peterson’s underwear if he was asked.

House Elf by Steve-a-reno December 28, 2005

Keebler Elf 

A guy who enjoys anal sex. It refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. This term is used to discribe gay and straight men. A well known synonym is "fudge-packer".

Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."

Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."

Keebler Elf by Rawkfan April 6, 2009

chief elf 

A gay man who enjoys tenderising and avoids the Grinch.

'Darren is the Chief Elf'

chief elf by Superior Elf November 28, 2014

Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony 

1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.

2. An idiotic inside joke.

1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."

"Oh, so you must be very strange."

2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"

"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."

Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony by Kayl October 3, 2007

tangle elf 

an elf that tangles up your electronic cords

a damn tangle elf fucked up my xbox last night.

tangle elf by jack265 January 8, 2008