when you are skateboarding and you do a flip trick and miss and get your testicles stuck in the trucks and it rippes your nutsack into shreds
(theodomus) mommy momyy!! i think i just got dexticled
(heather) HOLY CRAP DID YOUR BALLS END UP IN SHREDS
(theodomus) i dont wanna talk about it
(heather) HOLY CRAP DID YOUR BALLS END UP IN SHREDS
(theodomus) i dont wanna talk about it
by ted tb July 20, 2012
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Get the dextropius mug.The process of sending a text message when the sender is intoxicated.
May or may not be remembered by the sender, but is usually found out later, and can be quite humiliating. Often regretted by the sender when he or she sobers up.
Similar to a "sext."
May or may not be remembered by the sender, but is usually found out later, and can be quite humiliating. Often regretted by the sender when he or she sobers up.
Similar to a "sext."
1) Dude, she was totally off the wall. Her drexts started just after the bars closed. I wonder if she meant em??
2) Stacy, can u believe these drexts Justin sent? Hes not gettin any for a while.
2) Stacy, can u believe these drexts Justin sent? Hes not gettin any for a while.
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