dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.
Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.
by Trerry August 29, 2015
Get the dutch mouth mug.

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
by Teebster0 May 18, 2018
Get the Dutch Wank mug.

dutch cheer

the joyful, blarting sound made by the expulsion of spunk-laced gas from the anus
a chorus of dutch cheers went up from the crowd as van persie drove the ball towards the goal
by dutch_cheer July 09, 2014
Get the dutch cheer mug.

Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Dutch Trombone mug.

Dutch glue

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue
by giggollocks July 24, 2009
Get the Dutch glue mug.

dutch mcflurry

Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry
by Mcflurry dutch June 05, 2016
Get the dutch mcflurry mug.

Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
Get the Dutching the Vaughan mug.