Dustin

He's that kid that you see getting yelled at down the street for throwing glass bottles on the ground. The one the old lady threatens to call the cops on, because he's that shady of a character. Or the boy who had been suspected to be an obese 40 year old man with a ponytail by your mother, just moments before...
He's that cute kid you decide to stalk because you met him in Chinese class and you thought it'd be fun.

But in reality, He's the one you've been waiting for.
He's sweet, funny, incredibly adorkable, nerdy as can be, sexy, he can be a buttface sometimes, but you learn to look past that.
Because you realize you can't live with out him... Even if he sometimes delays responding when he's playing video games, you love him still.... <3

Boy: Did you hear about that guy who was like totally awesome...?

Girl: Yeah, he's so dreamy....

Boy: Hey!! D: what about me?!?!?

Girl: Nothing personal... But you're no Dustin.

by LoveIsInsanity January 10, 2012

crop dusting

breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

!

by Simon Clery March 26, 2004

Dustin

A fascinating creature popular in many circles but most admired by the opposite sex . Cursed with devilish good looks and animal magnetism, Dustins are often used for their physical attributes. A Male dime piece.

Damn girl that Dustin is so fine...I want in dem drawers.

by Luckyluciusleftfoot October 24, 2018

Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.

Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.

by Legendary1 October 19, 2009

Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

by sirfart September 26, 2011

Dustin Culp

Someone who cannot get laid, despite constant attempts.

Person One: Hey girl, how about we go to my place?
Girl: Heck no.
Person Two: Haha. You're such a Dustin Culp.

by Ryan Walker March 3, 2005

Dustin Nath

A man who cuts rocks with a knife and sleeps standing up wherever he can. The Dustin Nath requires great skill holding a rock in one hand and sleeping while taking a piss.

I went to bed but woke up in the hallway with a rock in my pants, I guess I slept like a dustin nath.

by Patrick March 13, 2005