Outing Dumbledore 

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

Outing Dumbledore by randominternetloser June 7, 2020

Charlie Dompler 

genuinely the best ever, such a funky guy and amazing. also a character in the really cool show Smiling Friends.

Damn, Charlie Dompler is so cool. Probably my favourite character in Adult Swim show Smiling Friends!

Charlie Dompler by Lilterally March 9, 2022

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

Double Dumbledore by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022

kung pao dumper

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."

kung pao dumper by Emperor Man Face December 29, 2013

dumpie 

Selfie while taking a dump.

Today I took an epic dump! Just had to share it with the world so I took a dumpie.

dumpie by Guys room May 28, 2014

Snape killed Dumbledore 

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

Snape killed Dumbledore by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Big Nose 'n Dimpled Chin (BNDC)

Also known as BNDC. When you pull your balls completely over you dick, looking like a man with a big nose and a dimpled chin. Very hard to do.

"OH my god hes doing a 'Big Nose 'n Dimpled Chin (BNDC)' that guys crazy!"

Big Nose 'n Dimpled Chin (BNDC) by oiluj May 5, 2010