Duke University

A group of undergrads who believe that they are better than you, because they actually are.

I go to Duke University. What? You don't go to Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Stanford or Duke? You're a moron.

by tobey anon March 19, 2011

Dubem

1> the lip picker
2> the stupidest and the most retarded thing to walk on the planet
3> the hair scratcher
4> the Dominant Gene
5> Mitals Bum Chum and special friend
6> Dubem
7> Grizzle
> Devoid of his cells and proteins, Dubem has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
> Astronauts get taller when they are in Dubem.
> California is the biggest exporter of Dubem in the world!
> Dubem was the first Tsar of Russia.
> Finding Dubem on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
> Americans discard enough Dubem to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
> The condom - originally made from Dubem - was invented in the early 1500s!
> Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Dubem!
> Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Dubem supply.
> All shrimp are born as Dubem, but gradually mature into females.

to grizle
to pick ones lip
to perform an act of stupidity
the strongest sperm
to dubem

by John Yanka November 28, 2007

Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

by Killentime December 28, 2010

dudeman

(n.) - meant to replace the name for a person; substitute for him, dude, nigga, etc.

I was walking down the street and dudeman walking the other way bumps into like a dickhead.

by D Dot Spitz May 11, 2006

duker

the place where a drunk boyfriend tries to stick it ,also known as the asshole.

Dustin got slapped after he tried to put it in Georgia's duker.

by Curtis December 16, 2003

dazzey dukes

Very short shorts, worn by daisy duke in the dukes of hazzard.

Dude, check out that chick in those dazzey dukes.

by Someone September 14, 2003

Pumpin' Dukey

Pooping profusely after a night of drinking cheap beer. No matter how hard you try it doesn't come out all at once. So you strain and grunt out loud and each you do a bunch squirts out.

Leave me alone, man, I"m pumpin dukey.

by Mitch Corona September 25, 2004