A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
by Harold the Brave June 3, 2014
Get the Rhodes Drunkmug. My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.
by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013
Get the Drunk telekinesismug. A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009
Get the Drunk Bumpmug. Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"
Tre: "That's fucked up"
Tre: "That's fucked up"
by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008
Get the Drunk Tuningmug. Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016
Get the Drunk Navigationmug. A Stage of "Drunk" on the warmer side of the spectrum. To avoid death, the body will attempt to reject the toxins by convulsion.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.
by Afterhanshansch June 29, 2009
Get the Puky Drunkmug. Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004
Get the piss drunkmug.